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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Wall Street’s big rally stalls following some discouraging economic data - AP News

Then came..

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

No way

LSU averts disaster, rallies back from 4-run deficit to beat Little Rock and advance to super regionals - NOLA.com

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Jessie J Diagnosed with ‘Early’ Breast Cancer: ‘I Need to Process It and Talk About It’ - Rolling Stone

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Reports: Thomas Frank to become new Tottenham Hotspur head coach - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Live Updates: FSU 5, Miss. St. 2 -- FINAL - 247Sports

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

How Cocaine Hijacks the Brain - Neuroscience News

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is price of the "liberal celebrities" e.g. Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, Desi Lydic etc. to join the great MAGA movement like Stephen Colbert who wanted to European ambassadorship to turn back on "the Left"?