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11.06.2025 04:07

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No way
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones